Tuesday

BREAKING NEWS

An old man lost his dentures when he was sleepwalking in the sewer. A teenager jumps off a bridge into the lake. A little girl bit off her brothers hand out of frustration. But first in today’s news: a 35 years old man stole lollipop from a toddler.

The police has no idea what’s going on in the centre of New York city, where this all happened. The man and the lollipop were gone in a second. The mother of the baby is concerned: "he just won't stop crying, he's crying the whole day..."

But we know what's going on... People get mad… People freak out…

IT'S SPAM!

(No, I don’t mean those little fishes in cans.)